Good news! The Fat Doctor is back

Good news.
The Fat Doctor is back.
"Famine-resistant doctor, pastor's wife, mom to one son, companion to two dogs, Diet Cokehead, TV junkie and frustrated writer approaches middle age with as little grace as possible....."Always one of my favourite medical websites, and much missed. Kindness and compassion. No vitriol here.
Take a look at The Fat Doctor's recent posts:
Thirty eight reasons to lose weight
- Live until 85 without debility.
- Play with Son without getting winded.
- Clothes from regular stores!
- No cankles.
- Swimsuits without embarrassment.
- Want a tummy tuck eventually: Pannus be gone.
- Avoid embarrassing Son when he is old enough to be teased.
- Airplane seatbelts.....................
This morning, while peeing and contemplating all of the rest I plan to get this weekend, I glanced into the tub and saw a little mouse. It furiously pawed at the sleek wall of the tub trying to get out. Three hours later, it hadn’t made any progress and had pooped. A lot. I admit, mice scare me.Lazy Eye
As a doctor, I know I’m lucky. My child is able-bodied, intelligent and, perhaps most importantly, humorous. As a mother, I’m very concerned about his lazy eye. He’ll be three in August, and I know we need to jump on this early.Welcome back, Fat Doctor.
But...er...what is a cankle?
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7 Comments:
Er, yes. What are cankles?
I'm SO glad she's back too.
Fat ankles. "Officially" where the ratio of your calf circumference to ankle circumference is 1:1. hence c[alf]ankle.
Seen not merely in fat bastards, but also in those who've broken ankles.
Particularly if they're also so stupid they take "don't walk on it" to mean "don't walk on it, and by 'walk' I mean 'do any figure of eight sprints'."
Incredibly, the poor man I have in mind's lawsuit against the offending doctor had been unsuccessful.
Ah, I see the "cankle" question has been answered already...
Couldn't have said it better myself.
? Why did she leave the poor mouse in the bath??
Confused...
Cankles - where your ankles are so thick that your calves run straight into them with no discernible difference in circumference. I have cankles even when I'm slim. It's the curse of the thick-ankled lady!
I suspect she left the mouse in the bath because - as she says she's scared of mice - she didn't dare remove it.
Cankles are very hard to disguise-clothing and accessories can make you look good to below knees-but a fat woman cursed with cankles is truly cursed. They don't really go much when you weight either. If I had the choise of a instant weight loss or vanishing cankles I'd go for the cankle reduction.
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