The humour of Nadine Dorries

Richard and Nadine

I used to advise any word-weary blogger in need of some light relief to pop in to the Center for Nursing Advocacy, consistently the best source of unintentional humour on the internet. They are currently campaigning against this:

April 1, 2008 -- Recent reports say a clinic in Spain has told its nurses they will be docked pay if they fail to dress in miniskirts.

I am proud to say that the Center for Nursing Advocacy has now been knocked off the top spot of unintentional humour by none other than Nadine Dorries. Nadine has been causing apoplexy amongst the swear bloggers. Since the defeat of her none too hidden hidden agenda amendment to reduce the upper age limit for abortion, she has completely lost the plot. Her pseudo-blog posts (switch the comments back on, Nadine) have become increasingly bizarre. Yesterday she was seeming to portray herself as Julia “whore with a heart of gold” Roberts in Pretty Woman. Big mistake, Nadine, big mistake

Then there was this distasteful piece from the previous day:

The ridged look on Jacqui Smiths face gives me huge pleasure.She is possibly the most arrogant and least pleasant of all the Labour women. There will be no seat turning from red to blue which will give me as much pleasure as that one. The Sky News prediction for a general election makes me giddy! I have to go and lie down.

PS I haven’t been triumphant or complacent in this blog have I?

Turn the comments back on, Nadine, and we will tell you. She won’t though. If she did, she would not be able to fantasise:

When the Speaker called my name, I was lifted to my feet by the cheers and support of my colleagues, and an overwhelming feeling of good will, which sustained me throughout. I work with lovely people. The Times described them today as my personal ‘marem’, the male version of a harem. I wish! More later. Nadine Dorries

The only time she is not funny, is when she is trying to be:

Who is this Alchi Ida that Gordon Brown talks about so much? 

Is she a pensioner who drinks too much mother's ruin? 

Answers on a postcard please! Nadine Dorries

Those whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. Poor old Nadine.